Hi, kids. Just in case you were wondering, for this latest blog post I’ve decided to break off a nonexistent relationship with fictional TV series/character. Because I am not delusional at all. So yeah, have fun reading. (Also, I drew anime pictures to illustrate!)
Dearest Hawaii Five-0,
I need to start off by saying that this letter is very difficult for me to write. However, this is something that has been developing for quite some time now, so I hope this won’t come as a complete shock. We’ve had some really great times, but you know it’s been different lately.
What I’m trying to say is: tonight, when you came on CBS Monday at 10pm/9 central, I was not sitting on my living room couch watching you. What else I was doing at the time is not that important. The point is, you were on television, and for the first time in over five weeks, I was not there watching you.